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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: POLITRICKS

Weiner’s Sext-Toy Wants To Try Porn

August 05, 2013   Know-It-All
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With a name like Sydney leathers, life behind a porn camera couldn’t have been that far off. Anthony Weiner’s sext-toy, Sydney leathers is considering an offer from Steve Hirsch and Vivid Entertainment to make a porn video acting out Anthony Weiner’s sext –text. Anthony Weiner is still running for mayor of New York City despite cries for him to withdraw from the race.

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Japanese Politician Under Fire For Sex Slave Comments

May 27, 2013   Know-It-All
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Toru Hashimoto, mayor of the city of Osaka, Japan’s third largest city is in hot water behind comments concerning Japan’s use of so-called women of comfort during war. It’s speculated than more than 200,000 women were provided as sex-slaves for the Japanese military. Japan formerly apologized to the women involved in 1993.

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City Comptroller, John Liu Financed by Wu-Porn?

April 18, 2013   Know-It-All
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Jeffrey Wu, a supermarket entrepreneur, has a wife who was once a Sex worker. Veronica Yip did some Asian porn flicks back in the days. So what? Big deal-rah? Here’s the catch: her husband Jeffery Wu is caught up in a campaign finance scandal.

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Assemblyman Begs For Spankings

March 25, 2013   Know-It-All

Democratic Assemblyman Joe Cryan allegedly begged for spankings and oral sex. Assemblyman Cryan sent sex-filled emails to lobbyist friend turned foe, Karen Golding. Joe started crying and accused Golding of stalking him and had her locked up back in 2006. He said the stalking went back as far as 2001. Golding pleaded guilty.

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WHORE IN THE BED

November 17, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Republican state senate candidate, Phil Mitsch, tweeted to his followers that if a woman wants to keep her man, she needs to be a “whore in the bedroom”. Let’s give Phil a round of applause for letting his true feelings slip out. Sex Workers got your back dawg! This dude is from Trenton, New Jersey- so to all my gettin’ money, New Jerzy, Sex Worker chicks- support ole boy if the rest of his resume is up to par.

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SEX ACTS, ONE WEINER AT A TIME

June 16, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Anthony Weiner, the hot dog democratic senator got his Weiner in a bind. Sex scandals and politicians go together like hot dogs and sauerkraut. From hiring escorts while publicly abusing their power to take them down (N.Y governor Spitzer), to trying to get free sex in a public restroom from someone of the same sex while claiming to be against gay rights (Larry Craig), Sex addiction is big business with all these wieners.

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ANOTHER REASON TO VOTE FOR OBAMA: OBAMA PAL IN HOOKER ARREST

May 09, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Bobby Titcomb, a childhood friend of President Obama was busted in Hawaii by Honolulu police on April 4, 2011 for soliciting a sex worker. Police set up a phony escort internet site and arrested Titcomb and three others in the undercover prostitution sting. You know the old saying “Build it and they will come”. He posted $500 bail for the misdemeanor offense. On May 2, 2011, William Harrison, an attorney for Titcomb, entered a plea of no contest to soliciting a prostitute. Titcomb was ordered to pay a $500 fine and make a donation to a criminal injury compensation fund.

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BILL CLINTON-STILL OUR PREZ

April 14, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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According to a report from the New York Post, Prez. Bill Clinton reminisced about the “romantic” and fascinating pimps and hoez of yesteryears time square. In 1964 when the young playa was 18 he saw a hooker approach a man in a gray flannel shirt. Young Bill took what he saw and put it to good use years later by keeping Monica down so he could get ahead in life.

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CHICK ON THE SIDE

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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John Edwards, the baby daddy of side chick extraordinaire, Rielle Hunter, was indicted on charges of tricking close to a mil on the side chick. What the fuck was he thinking? Doesn’t he know that it’s cheaper, safer, and more practical to hire a sex worker? Professional ladies of the night not only don’t kiss and tell, but they know how to fly under the radar. He spent $70,000 on charter flights on this big nosed bleach blonde of average looks.

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