CHICK ON THE SIDE

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John Edwards, the baby daddy of side chick extraordinaire, Rielle Hunter, was indicted on charges of tricking close to a mil on the side chick. What the fuck was he thinking? Doesn’t he know that it’s cheaper, safer, and more practical to hire a sex worker? Professional ladies of the night not only don’t kiss and tell, but they know how to fly under the radar. He spent $70,000 on charter flights on this big nosed bleach blonde of average looks.

Spitzer was no fool. He hired the professionals and guess what? Ashley Dupreee had no problem hopping on Amtrak to get to the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. He spent almost 800 grand on hotels, rent, medical expenses and prenatal care. Spritzer would do one-offs in hotels like the mayflower and things of that nature. Rielle Hunter is a 47 year old photographer, who Edwards tricked 200 grand on to make low budget web videos about his campaign. If he wanted an older bombshell blonde, may I suggest the legendary porn star Brittany Andrews. She just gets better with time. Or if he wanted something of a younger persuasion, how about next door Nicky? She’s a stripper from North Carolina, the same state as his side piece. The difference between the two is this: Next Door Nicky has the internet going nuts. If Johnny boy wants more variety, she’s got Nicky’s playground filled with her hot, horny friends ready to please.

Jump-off, side piece or aka side chick, slid into home plate and got caught stealing. These square chicks need to stay in their lane and leave the sex work to the professionals. She wrecked a happy home by getting pregnant and ruining ole boy’s career. Now he’s got a federal indictment while his fellow constituent in crime, Elliot Spitzer bounced back with his own show on CNN. I guess spritzer should blast Jay-Z’s “99 problems, but a bitch ain’t one” to flaunt his trick skills for Edwards and other politicians to follow. Do the knowledge: spritzer ducked the indictment, got his own show and wifey held him down. Edward’s cancer-stricken wife, Elizabeth died heartbroken and he just got indicted on his way to losing everything. Lesson learned. Sex sells, make sure if you gonna try it, you buy it.

 

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