Assemblyman Begs For Spankings

Democratic Assemblyman Joe Cryan allegedly begged for spankings and oral sex. Assemblyman Cryan sent sex-filled emails to lobbyist friend turned foe, Karen Golding. Joe started crying and accused Golding of stalking him and had her locked up back in 2006. He said the stalking went back as far as 2001. Golding pleaded guilty.

This is another case that proves the needed service of Sex Workers. Here’s a politician who clearly desires a service that most square women would find repulsive. Instead of Cry-an to the cops, being the rat bastard that he is, why not align yourself with a professional Sex Worker who will teach you how to keep your private life discrete and professional. We have countless examples of tricks hiring the wrong Sex Worker causing marriages to be damaged while society plays judge and jury.

“Available for a BJ this morning? I’m really hard and horny.”–His words not mine. This guy was dumb enough to use his AOL email account from his elected position to send over 150 emails–and they call Sex Workers stupid. He also asked for “blow and go” sessions. In this case Assemblyman Cryan is in dire need of a Sex Worker. He gets paid over $150,000 a year from his cushy government post. It never occurred to this freak to call an escort service to satisfy his kinky needs.

Let this be a lesson for all my naughty political figures. You can’t get your freak on with just anybody. Spend some money and hire a professional. A professional Sex Worker goes about her business in a private manner fulfilling twisted fantasies and never exposes her clients. Sex work should be legal but it might take a few more politicians to get spanked before they take heed and vote to legalize sex work.

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