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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

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SELL SEX AND DRIVE A LEX

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All
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The new 2013 Lexus GS is a car all you” getting money” Sex Workers need to invest in. Peep game- back in the mid- nineties the Lexus GS, LS, and SC models had the car game on smash. You couldn’t drive one block without seeing the Lexus brand name in your rear view mirror. The Lexus brand is a reliable, stylist zealot that has kept customers satisfied. The Lexus rarely, if ever broke down. Scores of customers bestowed their alliance to the Lexus brand for the last two decades.

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FASHION POLICE: UNDERCOVER HO?

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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The E Channel’s reality show, Fashion Police has raised a few eyebrows with its “starlet or street walker” segment. Joan rivers is the host of the show that has contestants guessing whether or not the women shown are ho’s or celebrities. Anytime a sex worker can get national recognition is a plus for the whole industry.

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SEX WORKERS GO TO LAW SCHOOL

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Diesel clothing company took sex work to the next level by sending their models to law school.  The only problem is Brooklyn Law School officials are frontin’ like they didn’t know what was poppin’.  “Our understanding was that they were going to be doing a shoot for jeans not intimates”, was the plea the spokeswoman for the law school tried to cop. 

Even the students are supporting their school’s misguided assault against the photo shoot taken in their precious prestigious library. 

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FEATHERS, THE NEW IT THING

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Feather hair extensions are the new trend. Feather extensions are actually rooster tails attached by metal clips. Since the beginning of the year A-list entertainers have been seen rocking this style. Smiley Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha, Selena Gomez and many more have become fair feathered friends. Putting them in can cost from $25-$80. Let’s see how long before this bird gets its wings clipped.

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