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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: CONNOISSEUR OF EVERYTHING

Scores Hits The Jackpot!

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Atlantic City, New Jersey, along with the rest of the country has felt the economic pain of the recession of 2008. It’s now 2013 and all the casino’s pockets in this small gambling Mecca are flat. So what’s a struggling casino town to do? You guessed right!–Call on Sex Workers!

Sugar Daddy Drama With Indian Millionaire

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Sex Worker friendly website SeekingArrangements.Com is under public scrutiny behind the latest case of the blame game squares play when sick individuals commit crimes. Real estate mogul, Lakhinder Vohra, is accused of rape by one of the ladies he met on SeekingArrangements.Com. Sugar daddy, Vohra, 47, understands the benefits of sex-work. “When does a guy like me, aging, losing hair and big belly meet a girl like this?” he asked.

Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

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Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s fucking with that?

ADVICE TO SO-CALL SOCCER MOM MADAM: WATCH YOUR ENEMIES, BUT WATCH YOUR FRIENDS CLOSER

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Anna Gristina, the so-called soccer mom madam is learning the hard way why it’s important to keep your inner circle small and above all else, be skeptical of everyone. In the on-going prostitution probe, Anna is watching friends turn to enemies right before her eyes. A cynic doesn’t trust and walks away. A skeptic doesn’t trust but keeps asking questions. It’s important to question everyone regardless of how close you are to the person.

WHO STARTED THE CASE? DON’T BE FOOLED: ADVICE FOR ALLEGED UPPER EAST SIDE MADAM-SOCCER MADAM

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Anna Gristina, the alleged Upper East Side soccer mom madam trials and tribulations continue. Media outlets, specifically the New York Post, are reporting that her recent troubles stems from war of words with Jennifer Billo way back in 2004 over the use of the 78th street apartment where prosecutors claim prostitution was taking place.

Anna, please listen to me. Don’t take nothing on face value. Believe none of what you read.

KINKY BUT CONFIDENTIAL

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Brooklyn’s own fellow blogger and lawyer, Jill Fillipovic fought back when her personal space was violated recently while boarding a flight. Any woman can bear witness to the embarrassment caused by traveling the friendly skies. Sex Workers go up and down the highways and skyways prolly more than your average Fortune 500 C.E O. Be on point with the stuff you put in your carry-on bag when going thru the airport. I’m not talking about condoms, K-Y Jelly, Tampax, lip gloss or any other sexual contraband or contraceptive that you might need to stash.

FBI AGENT FUCKS HIS INFORMANT- LITERALLY!

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Adrian Busby, a F.B.I agent from Brooklyn, NY blamed his wife for causing him to sleep with his rat, Yanet Salazar. Back in 2007, Yanet worked as an informant for Adrian tryna clean up her dirty deeds from a mortgage fraud case she caught. It’s bad enough this bitch was a rat. It’s bad enough that dude leveraged his position in an abuse of power to get some pussy. But to blame wifey- the same woman who gave you three kids and holds the fort down while you out turning people into rats in order to lock up the bad guys?

BIGGER THAN THE GAME

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Former Emperor’s Club V.I.P head honcho and ride or die chick, Mark Brener and Cecil Suwal, finished their federal bid and are now embarking on a new career. For those who don’t know, they ran the escort service that was responsible for the demise of former New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer, also known as “client number 9”. For those still involved in the escort game, let this be inspiration that you too can transition to other endeavors. The couple is doubling down as self-help gurus of the future, charging $35,000 per person to attend a spiritual enriching seminar.

WHO YOU RIDIN’ WIT?

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I think it’s fair to say that strippers, escorts, adult entertainers, models and any kind of Sex Worker you can think of has taken a taxi at one point or the other. This news can change the game. New York City’s Taxi and Limousine commission gave cab drivers who own their own vehicles the right to veto the ads placed atop of their vehicles. Yes you guessed it; the ads in question are those of strip clubs.