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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: CELEBRITY BREAK-DOWN

Panama Sex Worker Hotel Owner – Betrayed!

August 26, 2013   Know-It-All

Unless you’ve been living on another planet, you have to know about Simon Cowell’s baby mama drama.The American Idol judge who was just named the highest paid entertainer for 2012 finds himself at the center of the latest sex scandal. Lauren Silverman committed adultery by sleeping with Cowell, a close friend of her husband, Andrew Silvermand and conceived his baby while still married. What does this have to do with Panama and Sex Workers? Good question.

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Nicki Minaj’s Boyfriend Pays For Sex

January 31, 2013   Know-It-All
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According to Star Magazine, rap star, Nicki Minaj is headed for Heartbreak Hotel. Nicki’s boyfriend Safaree Samuels allegedly paid a former porn star named Beauty Dior for some knowledge (head). I know Nicki probably feels that life sucks right now despite having millions of fans that love her. Don’t let life get you down Nicki. Even Halle Berry got cheated on, so don’t think it was something you might have done wrong to cause this to happen, if it even happened. To all my money-getting Sex Workers—take notes! Having a boyfriend that doesn’t contribute his own finances to your situation might be hazardous to your health in the long run. I’m talking to you also J. Lo.

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

January 03, 2013   Know-It-All
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According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s antics as sex-work, but since the media is calling her an escort, let’s explore the idea. According to Star, Lindsay’s father, Michael Lohan, claims Lindsay’s mother is pimpin’ her out!

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DEMI CHOOSES TO LEAVE

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All
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Demi Moore has finally made her next move her best move. By dumping the punk, Ashy Touches Her (Ashton Kutcher), her value just went up 300%. Demi, I won’t take all the credit for writing about this lame and encouraging you to drop the punk. I’ll share the glory wit my Sex Workers who are some of your biggest fans and was rooting for you to get your swagger back. This nerd leveraged his relationship with you to get his weight up in Hollywood.

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