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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Category Archives: KNOW IT ALL’S JEWEL OF THE WEEK

DUMB AND DUMBER

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Crystal Harris, the dumb and dumber ex of playboy boss, Hugh Hefner, continues to make a fool of herself.  After dropping the pot of gold that sat at the end of the marriage rainbow, she’s trying to reinvent her lack-luster image by becoming a media whore. She went on the Howard Stern Show talking about Hef’s sex antics in the bedroom.

She basically called him a touch-and-go man, meaning as soon as he touched it, he was gone.

BUY YOU A DRINK

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Hemingway once said “always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.” Alcohol myopia is a fancy way of saying you drank too much. Being that most sex workers work in, or around areas surrounded by drugs and liquor, here’s some advice on how to stay on your square without becoming a square.

Ever notice how you make absurd statements while you’re drunk? Excess alcohol gives you false courage.

SEX ACTS, ONE WEINER AT A TIME

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Anthony Weiner, the hot dog democratic senator got his Weiner in a bind. Sex scandals and politicians go together like hot dogs and sauerkraut. From hiring escorts while publicly abusing their power to take them down (N.Y governor Spitzer), to trying to get free sex in a public restroom from someone of the same sex while claiming to be against gay rights (Larry Craig), Sex addiction is big business with all these wieners.

KILLER UNKNOWN

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Police think a serial killer is at large as the investigation behind another craigslist murderer points to possibly one of their own. The four sex workers who were murdered after advertising on craigslist seem to be the victims of a sophisticated psychopath who may have a law enforcement background.

The person used throw away cell phones to make appointments, which isn’t rocket science but picking crowded locations to place the calls is borderline genius.