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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

WHO SERVICES THE SECRET SERVICE? ESCORTS?

April 16, 2012   Know-It-All

A developing story straight out of Cocaine City, cartel capital, Colombia- Of course Colombia is known for more than just drugs and cartels. So now we have another reason to admire the land of beautiful women and music. Sex Workers everywhere should be proud. It’s nothing new to those of us in “the know”. All powerful men love Sex Workers! I repeat- ALL POWERFUL MEN! Most will never publicly admit to patronizing a Sex Worker unless they’re caught red-handed with their pants down, but don’t trip! Whatever is in the dark always comes to the light.

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INFORMANT FUCKER- F.B.I AGENT GOES TO JAIL

April 11, 2012   Know-It-All
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Adrian Busby, the former F.B.I agent gets a taste of his own medicine. He’s going to federal prison. On Monday, April 9, 2012, he was sentenced to one year and one day by Judge Harold Baer. A slap on the wrist considering how hard the feds are known to go.  Especially with the abuse of trust- I thought for sure he was gonna get no lower than a nickel. The feds make movies out of cases and give you a starring role in their production. Let’s review the informant fucker’s charges.

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DE LA HOYA KNOCKS OUT ESCORT

April 06, 2012   Know-It-All
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Oscar De La Hoya, the famous Olympic boxer wins the court case brought by the escort Angelica Cecora. Angelica was suing De La Hoya for 5 million dollars for emotional distress that allegedly took place during one of their trysts. The court case showed pictures of the famous boxer in drag complete with fishnet stockings and high heels. Sounds like it was a lot more to this story then the public will ever know.

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WHO STARTED THE CASE? DON’T BE FOOLED: ADVICE FOR ALLEGED UPPER EAST SIDE MADAM-SOCCER MADAM

April 02, 2012   Know-It-All
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Anna Gristina, the alleged Upper East Side soccer mom madam trials and tribulations continue. Media outlets, specifically the New York Post, are reporting that her recent troubles stems from war of words with Jennifer Billo way back in 2004 over the use of the 78th street apartment where prosecutors claim prostitution was taking place.

Anna, please listen to me. Don’t take nothing on face value. Believe none of what you read.

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SEATTLE GOES TO WAR WITH ESCORTS

March 30, 2012   Know-It-All   No comments
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The Washington legislature signed a new bill into law on Thursday, March 29, 2012 requiring sites within the state to obtain documentation that escorts advertised online are at least 18 years of age. First things first, let’s give a big round of applause to Governor, Christine Gregoire for signing the bill into law, making Washington state a trend-setter for others to follow. Cool, I can dig that!

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MILLIONAIRE MADAM

March 30, 2012   Know-It-All
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Anna Gristina is accused of being the UpperEeastSside madam in New York catering to clientele with a milli or better. The drama behind this prostitution scandal hides behind a blue shield. Prosecutors allege that Anna was tipped off before stings would take place allowing her service to flourish for 15 years uninterrupted. Anna, I feel for you homie. The squares is hatin’ because you live on 200 acres of land upstate New York with 3 rescued dogs and six rescued pigs. They prolly hate that you love animals. Any chance the media gets to bash Sex Workers, they pounce on it.

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STRIP CLUB WORTH 70 MILLION

March 21, 2012   Know-It-All
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Salutations to all Sex Workers still hustlin’ as I write this in the wee hours of the night. Working in a strip club is one thing. Knowing how profitable the business side is brings you to another level. Rick’s Cabaret Inc. is owned by Eric Langan. Eric started on his road to the riches over five years ago in New York City. It’s hard enough to get a bank to fund a mortgage but Eric persuaded a Houston bank to lend him three million to get it poppin in Manhattan.

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CAN’T TURN A TRICK INTO A HUSBAND

March 07, 2012   Know-It-All
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What’s the drill my peoples? Sex Workers- please take heed to this information. On-the-job relationships really are for squares. They have no place in a Sex Workers social environment. Yeah I’m talking to all strippers, escorts, and porn stars. All you Ford models, Sports Illustrated swimsuit honeys, Playboy wanna-be models, and to all the Kim Kardashian, Beyoncé, and Amber Rose types- this includes you.

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SEX TROOPER SWINGS AN EPISODE IN THE “BACK SEAT OF HIS JEEP”

February 22, 2012   Know-It-All
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Legendary rap star LL Cool Jay has a mountain of hits to go along with an unheard of twenty years in the music business. One famous song that comes to mind is Back Seat of My Jeep. LL goes on about getting busy in the back of his truck. If you never heard this song, make sure you get it right after reading this. You never know when the lyrics to this song might be needed to provide background music to drown out or enhance the events unfolding in your truck.

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