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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

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Scores Hits The Jackpot!

August 05, 2013   Know-It-All
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Atlantic City, New Jersey, along with the rest of the country has felt the economic pain of the recession of 2008. It’s now 2013 and all the casino’s pockets in this small gambling Mecca are flat. So what’s a struggling casino town to do? You guessed right!–Call on Sex Workers!

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Japanese Politician Under Fire For Sex Slave Comments

May 27, 2013   Know-It-All
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Toru Hashimoto, mayor of the city of Osaka, Japan’s third largest city is in hot water behind comments concerning Japan’s use of so-called women of comfort during war. It’s speculated than more than 200,000 women were provided as sex-slaves for the Japanese military. Japan formerly apologized to the women involved in 1993.

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Hot Dog Lady Gets Her Bunz Done!

May 06, 2013   Know-It-All

Catherine Scalia, a 45 year old Sex Worker out of Long Island, New York recently got arrested while working on her hot dog truck. Police say the hot dog gig is a front for prostitution and that they have record of her being arrested for the same prostitution charge eight years before.

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Shoe Shine Sex Workers?

April 11, 2013   Know-It-All
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As Sex Workers look for different revenue streams to survive in this square world of ours, this one may come as a surprise option to many. Wall Street yuppies in the financial district of New York City are having the shine of their life in Kevin White’s shoe shine shop, Star Shine NYC.

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Assemblyman Begs For Spankings

March 25, 2013   Know-It-All

Democratic Assemblyman Joe Cryan allegedly begged for spankings and oral sex. Assemblyman Cryan sent sex-filled emails to lobbyist friend turned foe, Karen Golding. Joe started crying and accused Golding of stalking him and had her locked up back in 2006. He said the stalking went back as far as 2001. Golding pleaded guilty.

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Deep Throat Porn Star Dies

March 21, 2013   Know-It-All
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Shout-out to the real porn stars of the past. The iconic film Deep Throat will live on and go down in porn history as one of the most popular porn movies ever made, despite the passing of the individuals responsible for the cult following. If you’ve never seen it, google the 1972 hit and buy a copy or steal one out of your uncle’s porn stash.

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Nicki Minaj’s Boyfriend Pays For Sex

January 31, 2013   Know-It-All
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According to Star Magazine, rap star, Nicki Minaj is headed for Heartbreak Hotel. Nicki’s boyfriend Safaree Samuels allegedly paid a former porn star named Beauty Dior for some knowledge (head). I know Nicki probably feels that life sucks right now despite having millions of fans that love her. Don’t let life get you down Nicki. Even Halle Berry got cheated on, so don’t think it was something you might have done wrong to cause this to happen, if it even happened. To all my money-getting Sex Workers—take notes! Having a boyfriend that doesn’t contribute his own finances to your situation might be hazardous to your health in the long run. I’m talking to you also J. Lo.

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  • TOP 10 $WTR SONGS

    1) LAST FRIDAY NIGHT(T.G.I.F) by Katie Perry
    2) I’M ON ONE by DJ Khaled ft. Drake,Rick Ross,Lil Wayne
    3) PARTY ROCK ANTHEM by LMFAO
    4) SUPER BASS by Nicki Minaj
    5) HOW TO LOVE by Lil Wayne
    6) I WANNA GO by Britney Spears
    7) MOTIVATION by Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne
    8) OTIS by Jay Z,Kanye West ft. Otis Redding
    9) QUICKIE by Miguel
    10)LIGHTER by Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars

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  • TOP 10 BANGIN STRIP CLUBS (That make It Rain)

    1) SPEARMINT RHINO,
    Las Vegas, NV
    2) SAPPHIRE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Las Vegas,NV
    3) SAM'S HOFBRAU
    Los Angeles, Ca
    4) PENTHOUSE EXECUTIVE CLUB
    New York, NY
    5) SCORES,
    New York, NY
    6) LOLLIPOPS GENTLEMAN'S CLUB,
    Daytona Beach, Fl
    7) KING OF DIAMONDS,
    Miami, Fl.
    8) MARY'S CLUB,
    Portland, Or
    9) CLUBHOUSE,
    Dallas, Tx
    10)4 PLAY GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Los Angeles, Ca.