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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

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THE DEAN WHO LOVES THE SEX WORKER SCENE

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David Mendelowitz is the dean at Scarsdale High School in Scarsdale, New York. Mendelowitz  was forced to resign back in June 2012. Davey boy was caught on camera at his White Plains home allegedly smoking crack and getting busy with a couple of Sex Workers. Scarsdale high School is one of the wealthiest schools in the country so it should be no surprise the outrage this sex scandal has caused.

DEEP COVER FOR “DEEP THROAT D.A”

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Mark Suben, a former Bronx prosecutor and current District Attorney for Cortlandt County in upstate New York finally admitted his undercover works as a porn star in the sequel to the classic porn movie Deep Throat. He only revealed his secret after he was successfully re-elected to his post as District Attorney.

STRIPPER AVOIDS TAXES?

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Janna Doheny, a 43 year old stripper from Brooklyn’s Oceanside neighborhood, Brighton Beach was charged with understating her income to the IRS in order to gain Medicaid benefits for herself and her daughter. This situation is a major lesson for all Sex Workers.

C I A = CUNT IN ABUNDANCE?

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As sex scandals of the rich and famous are never ending, this one is noteworthy for a number of reasons. David Patraeous, the former head of the CIA is tangled in a spider web mess of a sex scandal. CIA stands for Cunt In Abundance if ole Davey boy has it his way. Tampa or better yet Trampa socialite, Jill Kelley, jumped off this whole scandal when she got paranoid after receiving threatening emails from the other ho-cialite, I mean biographer Paula Broadwell.

SPANK THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR

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Tiffany Webb, a New York City guidance counselor at Murry Bergtraum High School was “spanked” by the department of education for conduct unbecoming of an educational professional. This brings to mind the art teacher who got fired after revealing her past work as an escort. Tiffany’s situation is even more ridiculous.

A PIMP THAT LOVES HIS HO!

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In 1966 a crime took place that involved 24 year old Sex Worker, Brenda Nelson, her pimp and Anthony Campisi, 36, a New York City police officer. The cop was working undercover when he approached Brenda and agreed to pay for services. Once he announced she was under arrest, she screamed and her pimp, Llyod Mackey came to her rescue stabbing the officer to death before he could pull out his firearm. Both pimp and ho were charged with murder of a cop during his official duties.

LOVE WITHOUT A LIMIT

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A father and son pair, Vincent George Sr. and Vincent George Jr., were charged with money laundering and sex trafficking. The duo got some unconditional love from the five women prosecutors are claiming they forced to work for them. These young ladies showed up at court wearing t-shirts saying “we are not victims”. Sex work is a complicated field and police and nay- sayers are quick to rush to judgment.

INNOVATIVE SEX WORK

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Margarita Dominguez is a classical pianist turned Sex Worker! Who saw that coming? I’ve heard of strippers becoming teachers, escorts becoming rappers, but never would I think a piano player would leverage her body in such an innovative way. Margarita even played at Carnegie Hall and Lincoln Center before hawking slogans on her naked body for any brand with the right cash.

MASSAGE PARLOR CONSPIRACY?

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J. Robert Port, the Albany Times Union investigations editor steps down from his position and cries foul play. A couple of months back his wife, Bin Cheng’s place of business, Green Garden Asian spa was raided amid prostitution allegations. Mr. Port say’s it’s retaliation for his articles criticizing the Albany police force, the mayor and the government about its drug enforcement unit.