Rafer- Alston, former playground legend known to the masses as “Skip to my Lou” might think of adding the moniker of “Strip to my Lou” as one of his aliases. The New York, Jamaica, Queens native was named in a civil suit in Queens Supreme court stemming from a strip club brawl dating back to the summer of 2010.
“Skip to my Lou” keeps his ghetto passport stamped by turning party scenes into fight clubs. Back in ‘07’, he flipped the script and was charged with slashing somebody’s neck at a trendy Manhattan club. His most recent woes came from a strip club in Woodside Queens, called “perfection”. The only thing perfect about that night was the bottle “Skip to my Lou” allegedly smashed over dudes head.
Word to the wise Skip baby- strippers and porn stars love ya to death. It’s kinda hard to make it rain from a jail cell. (Easy cowboy, easy). You work too hard to ruin everything now. Next time when you’re in a strip club and some hater is trying to style on you, say this: “somebody loves you” as you down your shot of ace of spade. This is sure to confuse them. After that, let your frustrations run wild with a lap dance and shoot a “I got a bad bitch” look in their direction. This will ensure your freedom and keep the ladies skipping, and stripping, but not tripping to all of Lou’s desires.
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