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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: April 2012

ADVICE TO SO-CALL SOCCER MOM MADAM: WATCH YOUR ENEMIES, BUT WATCH YOUR FRIENDS CLOSER

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Anna Gristina, the so-called soccer mom madam is learning the hard way why it’s important to keep your inner circle small and above all else, be skeptical of everyone. In the on-going prostitution probe, Anna is watching friends turn to enemies right before her eyes. A cynic doesn’t trust and walks away. A skeptic doesn’t trust but keeps asking questions. It’s important to question everyone regardless of how close you are to the person.

500,000 DOLLAR SEX WORKER REVEALED!

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Cops revealed the identity of Erika Cooper as the Sex Worker who allegedly made off with a half a million in precious uncut diamonds. Police are saying that the trick, Kurt Kaiser gave them her phone number which led them to find out who she was. I got a couple of problems with this:

For starters, why would she give dude a phone number registered in her name if her intent was robbery? Why would the trick fall asleep with that much at stake?

UPDATE

SOCCER MOM MADAM DENIED

The soccer mom madam or hockey mom madam Anna Gristina’s request to reduce her bail has been denied again. Did you know that 30% of all internet traffic is porn related? Those findings are according to Extreme tech research. X video, the internet’s largest porn site gets 4.4 billion page views a month, making the site three times more popular than CNN or ESPN. Sex Workers rule!

500,000 DOLLAR TRICK?

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Diamond jeweler, Kurt Kaiser claims he was bamboozled by a Sex Worker that he picked up in a bar in Manhattan. The alleged tryst took place at Whiskey Park on Central Park South. Kaiser said he had a briefcase filled with precious gems- diamonds to be exact, that were to be sold in Hong Kong the next day. He claims he didn’t know the woman was a Sex Worker until she took his credit card and purchased a $500 gift card and some condoms at a CVS drug store on their way to the cosmopolitan hotel in Tribeca.

SECRET SERVICE SEX WORKER SPEAKS!

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As the secrets of service men become exposed, more people lose their jobs. So far one supervisor was fired and one was allowed to retire. Eight other secret service men remain on suspension. This could get ugly.

Earlier reports stated a measly 47 US dollars as being what was owed to Sex Worker, Dania Suarez at the Hotel El Caribe in Cartagena, Colombia. New information tells us that the agreed price was 800 US dollars.

WHO SERVICES THE SECRET SERVICE? ESCORTS?

A developing story straight out of Cocaine City, cartel capital, Colombia- Of course Colombia is known for more than just drugs and cartels. So now we have another reason to admire the land of beautiful women and music. Sex Workers everywhere should be proud. It’s nothing new to those of us in “the know”. All powerful men love Sex Workers! I repeat- ALL POWERFUL MEN! Most will never publicly admit to patronizing a Sex Worker unless they’re caught red-handed with their pants down, but don’t trip! Whatever is in the dark always comes to the light.

INFORMANT FUCKER- F.B.I AGENT GOES TO JAIL

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Adrian Busby, the former F.B.I agent gets a taste of his own medicine. He’s going to federal prison. On Monday, April 9, 2012, he was sentenced to one year and one day by Judge Harold Baer. A slap on the wrist considering how hard the feds are known to go.  Especially with the abuse of trust- I thought for sure he was gonna get no lower than a nickel. The feds make movies out of cases and give you a starring role in their production. Let’s review the informant fucker’s charges.

DE LA HOYA KNOCKS OUT ESCORT

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Oscar De La Hoya, the famous Olympic boxer wins the court case brought by the escort Angelica Cecora. Angelica was suing De La Hoya for 5 million dollars for emotional distress that allegedly took place during one of their trysts. The court case showed pictures of the famous boxer in drag complete with fishnet stockings and high heels. Sounds like it was a lot more to this story then the public will ever know.

WHO STARTED THE CASE? DON’T BE FOOLED: ADVICE FOR ALLEGED UPPER EAST SIDE MADAM-SOCCER MADAM

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Anna Gristina, the alleged Upper East Side soccer mom madam trials and tribulations continue. Media outlets, specifically the New York Post, are reporting that her recent troubles stems from war of words with Jennifer Billo way back in 2004 over the use of the 78th street apartment where prosecutors claim prostitution was taking place.

Anna, please listen to me. Don’t take nothing on face value. Believe none of what you read.