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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: February 2012

SEX TROOPER SWINGS AN EPISODE IN THE “BACK SEAT OF HIS JEEP”

February 22, 2012   Know-It-All
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Legendary rap star LL Cool Jay has a mountain of hits to go along with an unheard of twenty years in the music business. One famous song that comes to mind is Back Seat of My Jeep. LL goes on about getting busy in the back of his truck. If you never heard this song, make sure you get it right after reading this. You never know when the lyrics to this song might be needed to provide background music to drown out or enhance the events unfolding in your truck.

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SEX WORKER GODDESS POSES FOR PENTHOUSE

February 08, 2012   Know-It-All
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Melissa Petro, the Bronx teacher who was fired for not backing down from her Sex worker past as an escort and stripper, struck escort gold with her upcoming Penthouse magazine spread. Money making Melissa will be featured in a story titled “Unrepentant Whore”. The title brings to mind a book of the same name by Sex Worker advocate Carol Lee. Go out and get Carol Lee’s book because she gives up valuable lessons on topics concerning the live-li-hood of the entire sex industry.

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SEX WORKER REMAINS FOUND

February 01, 2012   Know-It-All
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Shannon Gilbert, the Sex Worker whose disappearance led to the discovery of ten bodies, remains has been found. Police initially thought she was killed, but after finding her purse filled with all her personal belongings, they kept searching until her body was found and now conclude that she might have drowned in the muck of the ocean. After turning a date she ran from the house towards the ocean in rage never to be seen alive again. Police think animals ripped her clothing from her body leaving it in the condition they found it in.

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  • TOP 10 $WTR SONGS

    1) LAST FRIDAY NIGHT(T.G.I.F) by Katie Perry
    2) I’M ON ONE by DJ Khaled ft. Drake,Rick Ross,Lil Wayne
    3) PARTY ROCK ANTHEM by LMFAO
    4) SUPER BASS by Nicki Minaj
    5) HOW TO LOVE by Lil Wayne
    6) I WANNA GO by Britney Spears
    7) MOTIVATION by Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne
    8) OTIS by Jay Z,Kanye West ft. Otis Redding
    9) QUICKIE by Miguel
    10)LIGHTER by Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars

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  • TOP 10 BANGIN STRIP CLUBS (That make It Rain)

    1) SPEARMINT RHINO,
    Las Vegas, NV
    2) SAPPHIRE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Las Vegas,NV
    3) SAM'S HOFBRAU
    Los Angeles, Ca
    4) PENTHOUSE EXECUTIVE CLUB
    New York, NY
    5) SCORES,
    New York, NY
    6) LOLLIPOPS GENTLEMAN'S CLUB,
    Daytona Beach, Fl
    7) KING OF DIAMONDS,
    Miami, Fl.
    8) MARY'S CLUB,
    Portland, Or
    9) CLUBHOUSE,
    Dallas, Tx
    10)4 PLAY GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Los Angeles, Ca.