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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Daily Archives: December 17, 2011

RED LIGHT GETS THE GREEN LIGHT

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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In Taipei Taiwan, they tryna step their game up by zoning red light districts for Sex Workers to provide service. Anytime they legalize Sex Work, we need to give a round of applause. I told a psychic that prostitution will be legal in the United States by 2020. Know-It-All is never wrong. Time will show and prove this.

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SASHA FEELING THE GREY AREA

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All
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Porn queen, Sasha Grey, is being persecuted for trying to do a good deed. The 23 year old porn vixen recently visited Emerson elementary school in Compton, California to read to less fortunate kids. Instead of praising her for taking time out with these kids, parents from the school expressed remorse obviously because of her porn star past. They didn’t stop to think that Sasha retired from porn way back in 2009- never mind that. She has since become an actress landing numerous T.V and film roles that have nothing to do with porn.

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SELL SEX AND DRIVE A LEX

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All
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The new 2013 Lexus GS is a car all you” getting money” Sex Workers need to invest in. Peep game- back in the mid- nineties the Lexus GS, LS, and SC models had the car game on smash. You couldn’t drive one block without seeing the Lexus brand name in your rear view mirror. The Lexus brand is a reliable, stylist zealot that has kept customers satisfied. The Lexus rarely, if ever broke down. Scores of customers bestowed their alliance to the Lexus brand for the last two decades.

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PORN IN THE SKY

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All
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With Thanksgiving done and Christmas and New Year’s fast approaching, it’s only right for me to recommend for you to travel in style. What’s more comforting than being able to have in-flight pornography? European airliner Ryanair is smart enough to provide such a service positioning itself years ahead of the competition. The service will be compatible with all iPad and smartphones. Support Ryanair! Porn in the sky keeps customers on a natural high!

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DEMI CHOOSES TO LEAVE

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All
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Demi Moore has finally made her next move her best move. By dumping the punk, Ashy Touches Her (Ashton Kutcher), her value just went up 300%. Demi, I won’t take all the credit for writing about this lame and encouraging you to drop the punk. I’ll share the glory wit my Sex Workers who are some of your biggest fans and was rooting for you to get your swagger back. This nerd leveraged his relationship with you to get his weight up in Hollywood.

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FBI AGENT FUCKS HIS INFORMANT- LITERALLY!

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Adrian Busby, a F.B.I agent from Brooklyn, NY blamed his wife for causing him to sleep with his rat, Yanet Salazar. Back in 2007, Yanet worked as an informant for Adrian tryna clean up her dirty deeds from a mortgage fraud case she caught. It’s bad enough this bitch was a rat. It’s bad enough that dude leveraged his position in an abuse of power to get some pussy. But to blame wifey- the same woman who gave you three kids and holds the fort down while you out turning people into rats in order to lock up the bad guys?

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THE DOOM AND GLOOM REPORT: WHAT IF THE WORLD DOESN’T COME TO AN END?

December 17, 2011   Doom and Gloom
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Unemployment is at the highest level in decades. There are more people on food stamps and government assistance than at any other time in the history of the United States. Greece is bankrupt and the rest of Europe is close behind. The countries in the Middle East are falling like dominos and “Occupy Wall Street” is spreading like the “Arab Spring” all throughout America.

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HAPPY ENDINGS

December 17, 2011   Know-It-All
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Terri A. Mussari, a 45 year old woman from Brockton, Massachusetts has been charged with running a prostitution ring out of her Aria Day Spa. The sad but true nature of this case revolves around Terri’s volunteer work which has nothing to do with the alleged charges. Sex Workers constantly find themselves at the fork in the road when it comes to living amongst society. Terri Mussari volunteers as a Pop Warner cheerleader coach for elementary school girls. Does her thriving massage spa business bankrupt her morally?

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  • TOP 10 $WTR SONGS

    1) LAST FRIDAY NIGHT(T.G.I.F) by Katie Perry
    2) I’M ON ONE by DJ Khaled ft. Drake,Rick Ross,Lil Wayne
    3) PARTY ROCK ANTHEM by LMFAO
    4) SUPER BASS by Nicki Minaj
    5) HOW TO LOVE by Lil Wayne
    6) I WANNA GO by Britney Spears
    7) MOTIVATION by Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne
    8) OTIS by Jay Z,Kanye West ft. Otis Redding
    9) QUICKIE by Miguel
    10)LIGHTER by Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars

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  • TOP 10 BANGIN STRIP CLUBS (That make It Rain)

    1) SPEARMINT RHINO,
    Las Vegas, NV
    2) SAPPHIRE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Las Vegas,NV
    3) SAM'S HOFBRAU
    Los Angeles, Ca
    4) PENTHOUSE EXECUTIVE CLUB
    New York, NY
    5) SCORES,
    New York, NY
    6) LOLLIPOPS GENTLEMAN'S CLUB,
    Daytona Beach, Fl
    7) KING OF DIAMONDS,
    Miami, Fl.
    8) MARY'S CLUB,
    Portland, Or
    9) CLUBHOUSE,
    Dallas, Tx
    10)4 PLAY GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Los Angeles, Ca.