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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Daily Archives: November 19, 2011

ASHTON TOUCHES HER

November 19, 2011   Know-It-All
(L)-Ashton Kutcher, Demi Moore and Eva Longoria (R)- Kutcher with sara Leal

Charlie Sheen’s replacement on the hit T.V show Two and a Half Men, better known to the masses as Demi Moore’s Boy toy, Ashton Kutcher, finds his self-proclaimed purified self in a sex scandal. For all my Sex Workers who might watch the show and root for Ashton Touches Her’s character, be mindful that this dude has personal issues with your chosen form of work. You might have to boycott Two and a Half Men because of Sex Worker-hater, Ashton Punk’dner.

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AMATEUR PORN: FRIEND OR FOE?

November 19, 2011   Know-It-All
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Porn is America’s dirty little secret. But not anymore! Leave it to the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) to get shit jumping with Our America with Lisa Ling and the October 16, 2011 Amateur Porn episode. Being a porn star connoisseur and advocate, I myself have to look at this series with a questioning eye. Porn is something you pay for straight-up!

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KISS AND TELL

November 19, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Michelle Robinson, a 32 year old Sex Worker from Dorchester Massachusetts, turned a powerful trick a few years back. This mystery trick is so powerful the U.S district court chief, Judge Mark L. Wolf, has sealed the records on his identity and ordered Michelle to remain silent or face stiff penalties. The case goes back to 2009 when the trick answered a yellow page ad for an escort. Michelle got convicted of black mailing the trick for 280 grand.

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STRIPPERS MAKE IT TO SUPREME COURT

November 19, 2011   Know-It-All
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Nite Moves strip club located in Albany, New York, has a case pending in the court of appeals. Attention all Sex Workers, strippers specifically: follow the case! These squares are trying to knock the strip hustle. Peep game- they want to tax you for stripping. Nite Moves legal team is arguing that strip dancing is an art. All they gotta do is look at all the pole dancing classes going on across America. Everybody got a pole in their living rooms.

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  • TOP 10 $WTR SONGS

    1) LAST FRIDAY NIGHT(T.G.I.F) by Katie Perry
    2) I’M ON ONE by DJ Khaled ft. Drake,Rick Ross,Lil Wayne
    3) PARTY ROCK ANTHEM by LMFAO
    4) SUPER BASS by Nicki Minaj
    5) HOW TO LOVE by Lil Wayne
    6) I WANNA GO by Britney Spears
    7) MOTIVATION by Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne
    8) OTIS by Jay Z,Kanye West ft. Otis Redding
    9) QUICKIE by Miguel
    10)LIGHTER by Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars

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  • TOP 10 BANGIN STRIP CLUBS (That make It Rain)

    1) SPEARMINT RHINO,
    Las Vegas, NV
    2) SAPPHIRE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Las Vegas,NV
    3) SAM'S HOFBRAU
    Los Angeles, Ca
    4) PENTHOUSE EXECUTIVE CLUB
    New York, NY
    5) SCORES,
    New York, NY
    6) LOLLIPOPS GENTLEMAN'S CLUB,
    Daytona Beach, Fl
    7) KING OF DIAMONDS,
    Miami, Fl.
    8) MARY'S CLUB,
    Portland, Or
    9) CLUBHOUSE,
    Dallas, Tx
    10)4 PLAY GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Los Angeles, Ca.