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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: October 2011

RAP: WATCH THE THRONE- Jay-Z, Kanye

October 30, 2011   Ta Ta   No comments
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Jay-Z and Kanye have the chemistry. Plain and simple- the album is good. Stand out tracks are “Otis”, “Murder to Excellence”, “Primetime” and “Lift Off”. I’d probably cop it just b-cuz it’s them and real hip hop needs all the support it can get. I think in the best of both worlds, Hova had people paying homage to the throne instead of watching it. Kanye, on the other hand is getting nicer. Jay-Z been nice. Don’t be left out.

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FASHION POLICE: UNDERCOVER HO?

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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The E Channel’s reality show, Fashion Police has raised a few eyebrows with its “starlet or street walker” segment. Joan rivers is the host of the show that has contestants guessing whether or not the women shown are ho’s or celebrities. Anytime a sex worker can get national recognition is a plus for the whole industry.

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KINKY BITCH 4 REAL!

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Alisha Smith, a lawyer for the state attorney general’s office enjoys sex work just as much as the next kinky bitch. When the lights are low she turns into Alisha Sparks, the dominatrix spanking her way to the top.  An executive order prohibits employees in the Attorney General’s office from taking in $1,000 from any other source. Ms. Smith denies performing any paid services while holding her position with the AG office. She was suspended without pay when her bosses got wind of her kinky ways. 

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BANK- ROBBING STRIPPER!

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Lee Grace Dougherty, a Florida stripper decided that men throwing singles at her was no longer enough to get by. Along with her two brothers, Ryan Dougherty and half-brother Stanley Dougherty, they did a movie worthy performance of cops and robbers, allegedly bussing at cops trying to pull them over.

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BIGGER THAN THE GAME

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Former Emperor’s Club V.I.P head honcho and ride or die chick, Mark Brener and Cecil Suwal, finished their federal bid and are now embarking on a new career. For those who don’t know, they ran the escort service that was responsible for the demise of former New York Governor, Elliot Spitzer, also known as “client number 9”. For those still involved in the escort game, let this be inspiration that you too can transition to other endeavors. The couple is doubling down as self-help gurus of the future, charging $35,000 per person to attend a spiritual enriching seminar.

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FEED THE METER, WORK THE TRACK

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Germany has always led the way in innovation for all matters concerning sex work. A new example of their industry prowess comes to us by way of a parking meter. Not the old fashion ones that take nickels, dimes or quarters. This new love machine looks more like a big mailbox with a spotlight in the middle. You might have seen a look-a-like at your local DMV office in the parking lot. The city of Bonn in Berlin, Germany charges 6 euros which is about $6.65 US to work the track on any given night. For less than ten dollars, sex workers can enjoy getting their money smiling.

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WHO YOU RIDIN’ WIT?

October 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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I think it’s fair to say that strippers, escorts, adult entertainers, models and any kind of Sex Worker you can think of has taken a taxi at one point or the other. This news can change the game. New York City’s Taxi and Limousine commission gave cab drivers who own their own vehicles the right to veto the ads placed atop of their vehicles. Yes you guessed it; the ads in question are those of strip clubs.

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  • TOP 10 $WTR SONGS

    1) LAST FRIDAY NIGHT(T.G.I.F) by Katie Perry
    2) I’M ON ONE by DJ Khaled ft. Drake,Rick Ross,Lil Wayne
    3) PARTY ROCK ANTHEM by LMFAO
    4) SUPER BASS by Nicki Minaj
    5) HOW TO LOVE by Lil Wayne
    6) I WANNA GO by Britney Spears
    7) MOTIVATION by Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne
    8) OTIS by Jay Z,Kanye West ft. Otis Redding
    9) QUICKIE by Miguel
    10)LIGHTER by Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars

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  • TOP 10 BANGIN STRIP CLUBS (That make It Rain)

    1) SPEARMINT RHINO,
    Las Vegas, NV
    2) SAPPHIRE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Las Vegas,NV
    3) SAM'S HOFBRAU
    Los Angeles, Ca
    4) PENTHOUSE EXECUTIVE CLUB
    New York, NY
    5) SCORES,
    New York, NY
    6) LOLLIPOPS GENTLEMAN'S CLUB,
    Daytona Beach, Fl
    7) KING OF DIAMONDS,
    Miami, Fl.
    8) MARY'S CLUB,
    Portland, Or
    9) CLUBHOUSE,
    Dallas, Tx
    10)4 PLAY GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Los Angeles, Ca.