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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: August 2011

SEAGRAM’S GIN AND JUICE

August 26, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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This is for all the dudes that were once brainwashed by Snoop Dogg and tricked themselves into thinking bitches would come into their living rooms and get it on. Seagram’s Gin and Juice line, which was made famous by Snoop’s song Gin and Juice is Gin mixed with various fruit flavorings with sporty names such as “Blue Beast”.

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Half Moon Resort, Montego Bay, Jamaica

August 11, 2011   Sex Worker   No comments
Half Moon luxury resort in Rose Hall Jamaica.

If you’re looking for a very private vacation spot that is all about customer service and making your stay outstanding, visit Half Moon Resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica. They do an excellent job in employing the right people to make your stay worth every minute.

I work in sales year round and I was especially excited when my sales manager surprised me and fifteen of my female co-workers with a trip to the resort for a week for being such loyal and dedicated workers.

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$EX $ELLS APARTMENTS

August 09, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
MNS-ad

One smart brokerage firm utilized the power of selling sex in a new ad campaign. The firm, “MNS”, promises that even if you don’t remember their name, their apartments will stand out. With silhouettes of male and female characters in risqué positions, the firm is taking traditional marketing to new heights.

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STRIP TO MY LOU

August 09, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Rafer- Alston, former playground legend known to the masses as “Skip to my Lou” might think of adding the moniker of “Strip to my Lou” as one of his aliases. The New York, Jamaica, Queens native was named in a civil suit in Queens Supreme court stemming from a strip club brawl dating back to the summer of 2010.

“Skip to my Lou” keeps his ghetto passport stamped by turning party scenes into fight clubs.

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PIMPIN’ DRINKS

August 09, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
Cranberry-And-Vodka

This is the act of getting a person to buy you a drink with no intention of consuming alcohol. Inform the bartender beforehand to hold the vodka every time you order your cranberry and Vodka. By the end of the night, with a clear head watch how whatever you tryna accomplish materializes. If your game is on one million, take a shot at convincing the bartender to give you some kickbacks off the game you put him on to. The price difference of alcohol and non-alcoholic beverages is off the charts. Get your money smiling!

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  • TOP 10 $WTR SONGS

    1) LAST FRIDAY NIGHT(T.G.I.F) by Katie Perry
    2) I’M ON ONE by DJ Khaled ft. Drake,Rick Ross,Lil Wayne
    3) PARTY ROCK ANTHEM by LMFAO
    4) SUPER BASS by Nicki Minaj
    5) HOW TO LOVE by Lil Wayne
    6) I WANNA GO by Britney Spears
    7) MOTIVATION by Kelly Rowland ft. Lil Wayne
    8) OTIS by Jay Z,Kanye West ft. Otis Redding
    9) QUICKIE by Miguel
    10)LIGHTER by Bad Meets Evil ft. Bruno Mars

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  • TOP 10 BANGIN STRIP CLUBS (That make It Rain)

    1) SPEARMINT RHINO,
    Las Vegas, NV
    2) SAPPHIRE GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Las Vegas,NV
    3) SAM'S HOFBRAU
    Los Angeles, Ca
    4) PENTHOUSE EXECUTIVE CLUB
    New York, NY
    5) SCORES,
    New York, NY
    6) LOLLIPOPS GENTLEMAN'S CLUB,
    Daytona Beach, Fl
    7) KING OF DIAMONDS,
    Miami, Fl.
    8) MARY'S CLUB,
    Portland, Or
    9) CLUBHOUSE,
    Dallas, Tx
    10)4 PLAY GENTLEMEN'S CLUB,
    Los Angeles, Ca.