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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: July 2011

DUMB AND DUMBER

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Crystal Harris, the dumb and dumber ex of playboy boss, Hugh Hefner, continues to make a fool of herself.  After dropping the pot of gold that sat at the end of the marriage rainbow, she’s trying to reinvent her lack-luster image by becoming a media whore. She went on the Howard Stern Show talking about Hef’s sex antics in the bedroom.

She basically called him a touch-and-go man, meaning as soon as he touched it, he was gone.

BUY YOU A DRINK

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Hemingway once said “always do sober what you said you’d do drunk.” Alcohol myopia is a fancy way of saying you drank too much. Being that most sex workers work in, or around areas surrounded by drugs and liquor, here’s some advice on how to stay on your square without becoming a square.

Ever notice how you make absurd statements while you’re drunk? Excess alcohol gives you false courage.

SEX WORKER GODDESS OF THE YEAR

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Melissa Petro took one small step for women and a giant leap for sex workers. The former sex worker and current Bronx art teacher did the unthinkable according to her co-workers. She admitted that she was a former sex worker. Her bravery is unparalleled to none. For this reason, Sex Worker Talk Radio.com crowns her the “Sex Worker Goddess of the Year”. Not only did she jeopardize her 61,000 dollar a year job by admitting her former sex worker profession, but she was ready, willing and looking forward to the conformation.