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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: June 2011

THE GHOST OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH

June 24, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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The powers that be from the supreme court of the United States government cast a spell on the late Anna Nicole Smith. In a 5-4 ruling, the high court reversed the 400 million she was granted from the estate of her late husband, Billionaire Howard Marshall, who was 89 and on his death bed at the time of marriage. Who is the supreme court to tell a bitch when she falls in love? So what she was 26 and he was 89 years old. Viagra eliminated those boundaries. The supreme court obviously doesn’t agree, stating that the bankruptcy court was in error when they ruled in her favor. Lesson learned: Even the ghost of sex workers are not allowed to rest in peace.

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SCIENCE BEHIND THE PIMPIN’ PT. 2

June 23, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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As predicted, the investigation into the New Mexico high end escort ring has expanded. F. Chris Garcia, a university of New Mexico professor who once held down the top spot as Prez was bagged as a recruiter for the escort ring. His pimp name was Burque Pops (initial B.P- Big Pimpin’! now I get it!)

Garcia is 71 and Flory is 68. These cyber pimps would hunt online as part of the “Hunt Club”.

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SCIENCE BEHIND THE PIMPIN’ PT.1

June 21, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
Science Behind Pimin'

Physics professor David Flory of Fair-leigh (no pun intended) dick-in-son (once again, I can’t make this up) University was charged as the leader organizer of a high-end escort business based out of New Mexico. Allegedly sex education took on a new meaning. They charged him with 40 felony counts of promoting prostitution and set bail at $100,000. The name of the service is called ‘Southwest Companies’.

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WHAT THE HEF!

June 16, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Crystal Harris gets the Bimbo of the Year award for Heffing up a trip down the aisle to the playboy pimp Hugh Heffner. Rumor had It that she was on the low with Dr. Phil’s son, Jordan McGraw. I thought Crissy Snow was the connoisseur of dumb blondeness but Crystal Harris might be the new and improved version. We know and understand that the playboy bunny lost its swag years ago but through licensing deals Hef still got his weight up and he just renegotiated to put the energizer back in the bunny.

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SEX ACTS, ONE WEINER AT A TIME

June 16, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Anthony Weiner, the hot dog democratic senator got his Weiner in a bind. Sex scandals and politicians go together like hot dogs and sauerkraut. From hiring escorts while publicly abusing their power to take them down (N.Y governor Spitzer), to trying to get free sex in a public restroom from someone of the same sex while claiming to be against gay rights (Larry Craig), Sex addiction is big business with all these wieners.

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I CANZ AND I WILL

June 13, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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An all-out war is brewing on Long Island between front wheel drive specialist “Hooters” and up and coming contenders “Canz”. The restaurant business is a tough wave to ride, so these two chains have embraced the power of Sex Workers in alluring attire to surf in more customers. Canz owners, Tim Lorito and Matthew dill decided to compete against Hooters after finding out nobody dare to step in the ring with them. So far they opened up in long island at a nearby Hooter location and have been successful getting waitresses to cross over and kick the Canz for the new team.

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PRETTY WOMAN

June 13, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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The movie “Pretty Woman” (1990) was produced by a woman named Laura Ziskin, who died June 11, 2011 at age 61. This movie was about a prostitute, played by Julia Roberts and a rich trick sugar- daddy played by Richard Gere. Most movies about sex work tend to game-bash, making them not worth your hard earned sex-work dollars.

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    4) SUPER BASS by Nicki Minaj
    5) HOW TO LOVE by Lil Wayne
    6) I WANNA GO by Britney Spears
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