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Billion Click Chick

Jenna Marbles, age 26 has been crowned the queen of Youtube with a billion clicks. Now I know my Sex Workers are wondering what type freak shit is this chick doing to More »

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Hard Out Here For A Pimp: Pimp Accused Of Cop-Bribing

Ever heard of an honest cop? Didn’t think so, but the shocking truth is they do exist! Officer Joe Ferrero of the Philadelphia Police Department is one such individual according to a More »

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High Heel Work Out Class. Hot Or Not?

Aspiring entrepreneur, Kamilah Barrett, 34, created a new work-out class called “Heel Hop.” I thought this might be interesting to Sex Workers because it deals with High Heels and the “Hop” is More »

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Priest Was A Drug Dealing Porn Shop Owner

Holy shit! Monsignor Kevin Wallin, 61, from the St. Augustine Church in Bridgeport Connecticut is accused of being a drug dealing, porn shop owning, cross-dresser who was a swinger for Jesus. What’s More »

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School aide Exposed As Wannabe Porn Star

A Brooklyn school aide, Michael Alberti, 31, got caught with his pants down when investigators exposed his scheme to become a porn star. The stupid school aide, formerly employed by Juan Moral More »

Proof- Sex Workers have The Highest I.Q

Scream, shout, pop bottles! Celebrate! A recent article in the news shows that more and more college educated girls are coming out the closet and admitting to wanting a sugar daddy. Does More »

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Farewell To Welfare. Spending Welfare Money On Booze and Hoez

Just what Sex Workers needed—conservative newspaper, The New York Post, recently obtained the transfer records for the benefit cards (better known in the hood as the “welfare card”), from January 2011 to More »

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Lindsay Lohan – A Sex Worker?

According to a bombshell report from Star Magazine, Lindsay Lohan received 100,000 dollars to attend Prince Haji Abdul Azim’s, London’s New Year’s celebration. Those of us “in the know” won’t classify Lindsay’s More »

Monthly Archives: April 2011

SLUGFEST OVER PORN

April 20, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Santiago Real 38, of Brooklyn, N.Y got it in at the Brooklyn public library trading blows with inpatient Durail Wright, 25, who was next in line for the computer. Rumor has it that he was blasting Eminem’s song, “Patiently Waiting”, which is what probably ignited his furor. The porn lover, Santiago Real, who was viewing A Tale of Two Titties came out a winner b-cuz he was only charged with disorderly conduct and given a summons. But Mr. Wright got hit with assault and some mo’ shit. Shout out to Santiago Real for letting the world know that porn rules 4 real!

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BILL CLINTON-STILL OUR PREZ

April 14, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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According to a report from the New York Post, Prez. Bill Clinton reminisced about the “romantic” and fascinating pimps and hoez of yesteryears time square. In 1964 when the young playa was 18 he saw a hooker approach a man in a gray flannel shirt. Young Bill took what he saw and put it to good use years later by keeping Monica down so he could get ahead in life.

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SEX WORKERS GO TO LAW SCHOOL

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Diesel clothing company took sex work to the next level by sending their models to law school.  The only problem is Brooklyn Law School officials are frontin’ like they didn’t know what was poppin’.  “Our understanding was that they were going to be doing a shoot for jeans not intimates”, was the plea the spokeswoman for the law school tried to cop. 

Even the students are supporting their school’s misguided assault against the photo shoot taken in their precious prestigious library. 

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CHICK ON THE SIDE

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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John Edwards, the baby daddy of side chick extraordinaire, Rielle Hunter, was indicted on charges of tricking close to a mil on the side chick. What the fuck was he thinking? Doesn’t he know that it’s cheaper, safer, and more practical to hire a sex worker? Professional ladies of the night not only don’t kiss and tell, but they know how to fly under the radar. He spent $70,000 on charter flights on this big nosed bleach blonde of average looks.

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HOOKERS FOR JESUS

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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HOOKERS FOR JESUS

First and foremost I want to thank Annie Lobert the ex- sex worker for trying to reach back and make a difference in the lives of people in the game who may be looking for a way out.  All praises due.  Now that I got that out the way, let me take a stand for those sex workers who “get their money smiling” and don’t want no parts of orphan Annie’s reality congregation.  Here’s a person claiming to do Jesus’ work while filming a reality show, uh yah!  Do I hear conflict of interest? 

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FEATHERS, THE NEW IT THING

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Feather hair extensions are the new trend. Feather extensions are actually rooster tails attached by metal clips. Since the beginning of the year A-list entertainers have been seen rocking this style. Smiley Miley Cyrus, Ke$ha, Selena Gomez and many more have become fair feathered friends. Putting them in can cost from $25-$80. Let’s see how long before this bird gets its wings clipped.

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STOP HATIN’ ON ME

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
2011 "American Idol" Finalist Party - Arrivals

Once again Sex Workers or the profession of sex work is being slaughtered by the media. Did you hear about the American Idol contestant, Naima Adedapo? Allegedly she danced at a noon defunct club called Rickey’s in her hometown of Milwaukee. Whether it’s true or not, is irrelavent. Why is stripping so taboo that it’s headline news for America? I understand that American idol as a brand has to protect it’s imagine, but for crying out loud don’t do it at the expense of SexWorkers.

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FUCKIN’ UP THE GAME

April 05, 2011   Know-It-All   No comments
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Former sex worker Crystal Magnum, age 32, the stripper from the Duke lacrosse alleged rape scandal is back in the news again.  Unlike Tawanna Brawley, who the media lynched 23 years ago for making similar accusations, Magnum still can’t stay out of the way after being exposed as a liar in the court of law. For all you youngins who have no idea who Tawanna Brawley is, Get your google-on and compare notes. Tawanna Brawley stayed out the way, under the radar and off the grid while Crystal Magnum moves like a bull’s eye is on her back. Since the Duke jump-off, she’s caught more cases than a hooker trying to work the Manhattan track during the Giuliani administration.

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